Me getting in to stupid situations…

Ok, so I couldn’t not post. I think it’s an ego thing, blogging in a word document entitled ‘July 08′ is not the same as doing it on here! So I have to put up a few back-dated posts because I can’t have a big gap between posts, it’s impolite really…also, a bit of info as it is a new blog (the excitement):

I seem to do very stupid things with alarming regularity. Many of these things involve men in general and often exes in particular so main characters:

James: pro rugby player I used to ‘have some fun’ with for about 2 and a half years. Refused to have sex with him because it wasn’t a real relationship.

Phil: Fireman who I really cared about, dumped me for being too ugly to have sex with. After this he was sacked from the fire station for hilarious reasons and then decided he was gay. This adventure may have messed me up a bit but makes a hilarious anecdote!

Joe: My ‘first’, clearly should never have got together and had a pretty boring relationship for 4 months until he broke up with me and I promptly started crying because I cared so much about Phil and he hurt me so much (yeh, I think Joe was pretty confused when I brought Phil up too!)

There are various less important ones who I will explain as and when necessary…

But the most important is DC (Daniel Craig look-alike) who lives two streets down. He has a missus who he doesn’t live with but, for reasons best known to myself, I seem to be sleeping with him. So he is my lover (sounds better than: I’m a skanky tramp and he’s a cheating sh*t, don’t you think?) So hope you enjoy reading it and leave a comment if you like (I appreciate all comments as I am an attention-whore. Ahem.)