Me getting in to stupid situations…

Heylo,

I’m writing this with a raging hangover (even though I stopped drinking about 20 hours ago!!) so my apologies if it’s a load of sh*te! DC was only away for about three days in the end and my crying over being everyone’s dirty little secret lasted until my period started! On Monday I bumped in to DC at the gym and we were talking for a bit and then went in to the pool area together. We had our legs entwined and were chatting for a while (I can’t really remember what about because there’s a lot of alcohol still in my system lol!) but when we both went to leave he kissed me on the cheek in front of several people! The next day I saw him at the gym again – just so you don’t think there’s any stalking going on here, I got there first on Mon and he clearly followed me (lol) and then he got there first on Tues and I followed, so either mutual stalking or no stalking, you decide! He came over to me and said, ‘You’re looking lush as ever.’ So I raised my eyebrows and looked down at my manky gym kit so he said, ‘Alright then you look like a withered old hag! If the complimentary approach isn’t welcomed!’ Anyway we ended up in the pool area again and I have a new bikini and he was very enthusiastic in his appreciation of it ) He was wearing ridiculously short/tight swimming shorts – they were proper Daniel Craig ones! We went and sat in the spa pool together again and a rather large man that I vaguely know joined us. He really was pretty huge and has massive breasts but we were talking to him and he kept coming out with really weird stuff and DC was pulling faces at me so I was trying not to laugh. Then the poor guy said something about having to have a check up now he’s 40. I was gobsmacked because this guy looked awful next to DC so I looked at DC who wasn’t looking at me and didn’t react but he said later that he couldn’t look at me because he knew he’d laugh!

 Anywho, I told him I’d be working on the next night and he said that he’d be having coffee with a friend near where I work so if I finished early enough I should go meet him. Unfortunately I had to point out that I would finish work at around the same time as the coffee place shut ( Anyway we went our seperate ways but on Weds I was getting my bike out of the garage ready for work and he came to say hi on his way out for a run. anyway the fat man from the spa pool had added me as a friend on Facebook! So I told DC and he found it really, really creepy! Which it is to be fair, how did he know my name?! Very odd. Oh but Tuesday was infinitely the best day at the gym; FGG was on the treadmill directly in front of me training some old woman and DC was on the treadmill one down from him. I’m surprised that I didn’t fall off when faced with the physical perfection of that pair. I really am such a pervert lol!

Anyway, best go bed soon. I have work tomorrow. Whooo.

Lyds x x x