Me getting in to stupid situations…

Well, I was right to be optimistic about the weekend! It was much better than I could have hoped! I wandered in to work on Saturday, happy at having been on my bike, and it turned out I was going to be on the tills all day with the kid who has a crush on me. He’s a real sweety and, in all fairness, I’ll flirt with anything that moves. So I was having a nice time chatting to him, then went for lunch and when I got back my lil friend went on his lunch break. I was working away when I looked up to see DC in the line in front of me! I saw him and looked down laughing, when I looked back he was looking away smirking so we knew we’d seen each other. As I finished serving I looked up and DC was at the front of the queue so I grinned and said, ‘Who’s next then please?’ And he laughed and said that it had worked out well. So we exchanged pleasantries and then I realised that he’d brought over some shorts without a barcode so I said, ‘Oh trust you!’ and he laughed and said, ‘Yes because God forbid you’d actually have to do some work!’ So I went and found a pair with a barcode, got back and served him etc. Then as he was leaving he said, ‘Now when you see me wearing these in the gym you’ll know I got them here.’ Or something equally interesting and I replied, ‘To be honest I don’t notice your shorts in the gym.’ And he pulled a face pretending to be p*ssed off and said, ‘Oh no offence taken!’ So I, ever the pervert, said very loudly as he was leaving, ‘If you were buying one of your tight tops I’d notice it!’ And we both laughed. Oh dear lol. However that was the most animated I’ve seen him since we stopped sleeping together, which I take as being the beginning of August. We slept together in July (3 times) and haven’t at all this month.

Anyway when my little friend got back from his lunch I told him about this exchange (he did ask why I kept laughing!) and he spent the rest of the evening clumsily trying it on with me. Bless. Anyway me and Nic then went in to town and I didn’t wear my top and jeans, I wore a tight black dress with a red belt around my waist and my f*ck-me shoes. It’s a good look even though I can’t walk. We had 2 pitchers of cocktails, which was fun, and then went on to our usual bar for vodka and the local rugby team was in there. I ignored them studiously which at one point even involved fake texting my fake boyfriend. Happy days. We went and sat down and after a while 2 brothers that Nic slept with came wandering in together! A few moments later 2 best friends that I went out with (note the difference) came in! It was interesting and they all kept wandering over to us for a chat. Quite amusing but I know that they were all thinking the same thing about us so I continued to read messages in my inbox with a loving look plastered across my face. Nic was p*ssing me off because she kept telling me to smile when I didn’t want to be anywhere near the rugby losers. After a bit one of the more well-known players came over to us (by well-known I do mean well-known. The local rugby team are in the premiership so while they’re all w*nkers, they’re talented w*nkers nevertheless.) He drunkenly asked why I’d ignored him when we walked in and I said that I hadn’t (apparently we’re best mates now, despite his somewhat questionable behaviour in the past.) Then he was saying that we’d better go to the club they were going to otherwise we’d be in trouble, it was quite amusing, I didn’t realise that we were such good friends.

Anyway, Nic managed to behave pretty well around her ex and came across as not caring what he was doing. After they’d all left we went out to get our taxi and sat on a wall around the corner from the bar. As we were sat there a really fit guy walked up and me and Nic had seen him in a Varsity once or twice and called him ‘Fit Varsity Guy’ (for obvious reasons lol). He was with a friend who walked off pretty quickly but he stood in front of me and said, ‘Well fancy seeing you here!’ Which made me grin like a mad woman, then he said, ‘The amount of times I’ve seen you walking up that road…’ and he’d lost me! I had no idea what he was on about but apparently he lives just down the road from me! And always waves at me and I wave back! Well I thought he was someone else that goes to my gym and that’s why I was waving! He also said that he’d first seen me in a club 5 months ago and hadn’t seen me since. I remember seeing him in the club because I was out with Soph on a Saturday night for once so when I got home I checked my phone and it was the 1st of March that we’d gone out, 5 months ago! It would be so creepy if he wasn’t so hot. He also said that he’d once seen me walking up the road at quarter to four so he drove past at the same time the next night and I wasn’t there. Again creepy if he wasn’t hot! So he added me on Facebook on his phone while I was there and then asked me out and took my phone number. He’s called Sam and lives just down the road. When I walk to the end of my drive I look one way and see DC’s house and look the other way to see Sam’s! Ooops. Anyway he kept telling Nic that I’m beautiful going, ‘Nicola, your friend is very beautiful.’ Which I found hilarious mainly because he was calling her Nicola lol. After about 20 mins our taxi got there and I kissed him goodnight and got in to the car. When I got home I had a text saying, ‘beautiful x x’ so I just said thanks and have a good night.

At half 5 I had a phone call and it was him on his way home saying that he was going to come see me and I had to put some clothes on otherwise he was knocking on my door!! So I said no but jumped up and put on some underwear and jeans then climbed back in to bed. A bit later I had a phone call and he was outside so I told him I wasn’t going out (I could see him at the end of the drive!) and then he went to walk to my door so I told him I’d go down. I threw on a top and went to see him. I dragged him round the side of the house to have a chat and we were both giggling and kissing and he had to give me a hug because I was cold. After a while I managed to pack him off to his own house and he text me asking me to go to his for breakfast as he was walking home! So I said there wasn’t time and he text back, ‘Always time sexy x’ He rang me again during the night and I ignored him because I had work the next day and he is ridiculously sexy and would persuade me of anything! The next morning I rang him and we had a chat while I had breakfast, he hadn’t been to bed and I promised to ring him when I finished work. When I did finish I was busy sorting out my bike as he rang and then he rang as I was taking my bike stuff out when I got in so I rang him back. He asked where I was and asked me to go over to his so I went over for an hour. He’s soooooooo fit!! I did wonder why the hell he’d be interested in me because this man is phenomenally attractive but we sat watching TV with him cuddling up to me and then we were kissing for a bit. Good times. Anyway I had to go back to mine for food and he said that he’d ring me after he’d gone to the gym so I ate and then went to the gym (we go to different gyms by the way) and he didn’t ring. So I decided to be adult and text him saying, ‘Hey, what are you up to? I’m so tired now so you must be knackered! x’ and he didn’t text back… Hmm. So, and I appear to have developed a bit of a ‘no-b*llsh*t’ policy with men because I’d given up on him when I woke up this morning! Anyway he didn’t ring/text all day so I slagged him off on the phone to Soph (we were having a proper gossip - it went on for over 2 hours!) but she told me not to write him off so quickly - ever the optimist bless her. Anyway I did write him off but he text me at about midnight saying, ‘You ok x’ So I text him back (a bit confused/p*ssed off) with just ‘Yep thanks, are you ok? x’ although I’m not sure. Maybe that’s a good message since his was so brief but he’s not text me back. I gave him adequate reason to though, didn’t I? Anyway we’re supposed to be going out tomorrow night but I doubt that we will because he probably won’t remember it anyway. Bl**dy men.

I went to the hairdressers today (my hair looks nice by the way, thanks for asking lol) and DC walked past looking ridiculously fit. Dave the attempted rapist rang me the other day trying to get me to visit him for a couple of days , clearly not going to happen. Aren’t men c*cks though. I mean really. If they’re not cheating on you then they’re cheating on someone else with you, or they’re gay, or they’re totally unresponsive f*ck-wits, or they’re ugly as hell and you have no chemistry, or they try to attack you, or they’re ridiculously old and your friends question if they’re a paedophile, or they’re fat, or they just lead you on. B*stards.