Me getting in to stupid situations…

He-llo!

Well yesterday I was well and truly p*ssed off with Sam, as you may have guessed from the rant at the bottom of my post! He didn’t text back last night but I decided to give him a chance and text him this morning being a little more friendly than last night! Well I didn’t actually have to because he text me this morning asking what I was up to, this was our little exchange:

Sam: ‘What you up too x’ (I know, his spelling is usually ok as well)

Lyds: ‘Trying to make myself get up but I’m too comfortable! What are you up to? x’

Sam: ‘Not a lot want some company in bed x’  (Now you see why a lack of punctuation p*sses me off? Does he want company in bed – ie a statement – or is he asking if I want company in bed – ie a question?)

Lyds: ‘Well, I’m up now, but that would’ve been nice! What are you up to tonight? x’

Sam: ‘Not a lot coming over x’ (F*CKING PUNCTUATE BOY!!)

Lyds: ‘Can do if you like? On saturday you decided you were taking me for a meal at some place about an hours drive away tonight! I think me coming over might be a better idea lol x’

I think that’s the best possible way for me to get in to the sentence the fact that we technically had plans tonight anyway. He hasn’t text back but that doesn’t surprise me hugely. He left a message on my Facebook wall saying, ‘Morning babe hope your ok, anyone woke you up early lately lol xxxx’ Which I, obviously, haven’t replied to yet. I’m thinking that the reason he’s all over me like a rash again is because (a) I changed my profile picture on Facebook so it is now a very sexy shot whereas before it was me and a friend with drinks and (b) a bouncer that I made friends with on Saturday has added me as a friend and then left a message on my wall saying, ‘Million dollar smile!! xx’ Ha. So I think I may be going over to his tonight, however I still want to see DC at the gym so I’m going to be there for about quarter to five so I’ll probably finish at six-ish and then ring him to see if he still wants me to go over.

However he has his status as something about waking up really smiling, God knows that’s almost certainly nothing to do with me and a friend of his has put something on there about him giving her a lift somewhere and he said he would definitely be there on time after hearing what his present was going to be… I don’t know whther he’s more like James the unreliable tw*t or Dave who tries it on with any woman he ever meets. I think it’s equal. Hmm. Well the guy from the bike place rang me a minute ago asking if I’d go over to the shop to see him. I won’t be doing that but sweet of him to ask. I really need to go out and buy a hairbrush because my room seems to have eaten mine but it’s absolutely p*ssing it down! I may leave it until I want to go to the gym to buy one. I need to stop eating today, last night I ate a tub of Haagen Daz strawberry cheesecake ice cream as well as a Twirl, some Starburst and a couple of marshmallows. I am one fat biatch. This morning I decided that if I am going to sleep with Sam tonight then I need to be at my skinniest and then promptly got up and ate a chocolate bar. Nice one. Right I best go get ready as it’s nearly half 12 and I’m still not dressed. Student life for you kids. Study hard, get in to university and spend your days doing sweet FA.

Love Lyds x x